A college student attempted to bring down Johnny Law by pelting him with M&Ms. This drunk daring revolutionary’s voice was quickly silenced.


“Sean McGuire was arrested early Sunday at a convenience store after Drake University security guards noticed the colored candies falling on the ground around the officer. When the officer turned around, an M&M hit his shoulder, according to a police report.”


I prefer to assail The Man and his jack-booted thugs with Skittles. The rainbow metaphor is easier to get across (I’m protesting the military-industrial complex on behalf of all races and nationalities) and they taste like crap. I wouldn’t want to waste M&Ms like that.


–Spanno
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